December 2011
80 posts
last night i had a dream that i was getting all up on it with this chick and then she stopped and said that the last person she was with wasn’t happy with her and i said i didn’t understand and she took her jeans off and had a peniz.
it was weird.
she had crazy massive fake eyelashes on and a red bra with tassels on.
today at work i was telling a story about a man who said (about me), “she’s a bonny lass but she canny drive” when i was interrupted by a middle aged man in my team saying “OH EVE, you’re not bonny. you’re stunningly beautiful”.
the silence that followed was so cringey and weird.
sucks.
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propapapa:
robotribble:
thesavagesalad:
iridescent1:
estrella-fuego:
fheenyx:
confessionsinprose:
ms-cellophane:
thetailofeeyoreslesbian:
originalkidmarvel:
Omg…. I Can’t Breathe….
what… hahahha
Mad respect.
omg. who is this woman? must find.
I need to follow her…plz. What’s her tumblr?
“these lips aren’t plump and juicy just for aesthetics”…yes!
I LOVE...
rest your bones with me.
girls will go and girls will cum.
i lost my mind long ago.
WE COULD BE SO MANY THINGS.
